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Good Morning āļø,
Itās Lucas here, your Chief Predictions Officer at What Are the Odds?
This week, a new wordās going viral ā kacktor. Itās German. And apparently, it literally translates to āsh*t goalā.
The story goes, German broadcaster WDR created a āsh*t goal of the yearā segment.

Then, someone from the anglophone world liked it, started spreading it, and suddenly, even ārespectableā outlets like the Guardian are writing about it.
As for what kacktor actually means ā think goals that are hilariously bad. Like balls bouncing off the back of someone's head, only to then be fumbled by the goal keeper bad.
So, vocab + etymology lesson out of the way, hereās whatās up in this weekās edition of What Are the Odds?
This weekendās best EPL odds. š¦µā½
The greatest kacktor of all time. š©ā½
A nice little Gary Neville quote. š„šŖ
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SCORE PREDICTIONS [FIRST HALF]
This weekās top tips and score predictions, brought to you by CXSports ā the leader in odds and score predictions.
ā½ Burnley vs Tottenham
šļø English Premier League
Saturday 24 January; 16:00 (Europe/Paris)
Why weāre watching: With the Spurs having a decent chance at coming out on top here, these odds are worth a look.
CXSports says: Burnleyās pattern so far has been a defensive breakdown combined with a lack of cutting edge. Theyāre conceding close to 1.9 goals per game and averaging barely over 1. That could indicate theyāll have trouble keeping the Spurs in check, particularly given the Spurs' slightly better ācreativeā abilities (even if itās with some inconsistency), which has allowed them to maintain around 1.4 goals per match while conceding just over 1.3. The head-to-head history backs this up, too ā Tottenham overwhelmingly lead here, and their earlier 3-0 victory this season shows they can cleanly deal with Burnley. With that said, while Tottenham is better on paper, they are playing this one on the road, which does create some uncertainty.
Score prediction: 0-2 for Tottenham
Option #1
Bet: Tottenham Victory
Odds Range: 1.65-2.12
Option #2
Bet: Over/Under (Over 1.5)
Odds Range: 1.18-1.35
ā½ Fulham vs Brighton
šļø English Premier League
Saturday 24 January; 16:00 (Europe/Paris)
Why weāre watching: This oneās so tight it might be one of those rare occasions where backing the long odds of a draw is worth it.
CXSports says: There isnāt much in this one. Both teams are placed similarly in the mid-table, are showing similar quality, and, statistically, are very close to each other. Fulham, for its part, is averaging around 1.36 goals a game while Brightonās averaging around 1.45. And both are conceding at similar rates, too, although Brighton is slightly better. We see further similarity if we pull up historical head-to-heads, too. Here, things are fairly evenly split, and recent meetings have generally featured goals from both sides. As such, expect this one to playout competitively, maybe even to the point of ending in a draw.
Score prediction: 1-1 Draw
Option #1
Bet: Draw
Odds Range: 2.70-3.54
Option #2
Bet: Both Teams to Score (Yes)
Odds Range: 1.47-1.67
ā½ Man City vs Wolves
šļø English Premier League
Saturday 24 January; 16:00 (Europe/Paris)
Why weāre watching: With the Wolves having a bit of good luck lately, the odds on Man City have ticked up nicely.
CXSports says: First, letās give credit where credit is due. In their last 5 games, the Wolves have only lost a single match. Thatās quite the turnaround considering how they started off the season, even if it is too little, too late. Unfortunately, thatās probably about where the good news stops for the Wolves, with City being, by far, the toughest opponent theyāve seen for a while. After all, if Wolves are only just managing to scrape through for a draw against mid-table sides, what hope do they have against the leagueās #2 side ā a side thatās scoring over 2 goals per game while conceding under 1 per match? If weāre being serious here, they donāt.
Score prediction: 3-0 for Man City
Option #1
Bet: Man City Victory
Odds Range: 1.11-1.26
Option #2
Bet: Over/Under (Over 2.5)
Odds Range: 1.25-1.45
ā½ Bournemouth vs Liverpool
šļø English Premier League
Saturday 24 January; 18:30 (Europe/Paris)
Why weāre watching: Big odds on Liverpool if youāre willing to overlook their recent tendency to draw matches.
CXSports says: Bournemouth can be solid on their home turf, where theyāre currently averaging about 1.6 goals per game. And this matters when facing a Liverpool back line thatās been showing some defensive vulnerabilities. However, the gulf in quality and attacking depth, combined with Liverpoolās overwhelming historical dominance (18-2), canāt be ignored. With that said, Liverpoolās recent draws do show theyāre in a phase where theyāre capable of controlling games without finishing them. And that could easily see this game start to stalemate. However, so long as they can harness their shot creation and consistent scoring edge, they should eventually be able to break down a Bournemouth defense thatās known to occasionally leak goals.
Score prediction: 1-2 for Liverpool
Option #1
Bet: Liverpool Victory
Odds Range: 1.73-1.96
Option #2
Bet: Both Teams to Score (Yes)
Odds Range: 1.37-1.59
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HALF TIME ENTERTAINMENT
In case you were still confused about what a kacktor is, hereās our nomination for the greatest kacktor or all time:
Hereās what happened:
Gary Neville (England) passes the ball back gently.
Paul Robinson (England) sets himself up to clear it.
As Robinson goes to kick it, the ball hits a small divot.
Robinsonās foot passes under the ball.
The ball continues to roll. Slowly. Towards the goal.
Ball rolls in, Croatia āscoreā a goal without touching the ball.
What makes it even funnier is Gary Nevilleās involvement. He was one of Englandās greats ā so much so, he reached more caps than most.
Letās see if you know how many with a quick quiz from our friends at Masters of Trivia.
Question: How many caps did Gary Neville earn for England?
A: 72
B: 85
C: 94
D: 100
Think you know the answer?
Read to the end to see if you were right.
SCORE PREDICTIONS [SECOND HALF]
ā½ Brentford vs Nottingham Forest
šļø English Premier League
Sunday 25 January; 15:00 (Europe/Paris)
Why weāre watching: While Brentfordās not guaranteed here, their chances are definitely better than the odds suggest.
CXSports says: Brentfordās numbers, while not spectacular, are solid. Theyāre averaging 1.65 goals per match while keeping a decent handle on their defense with about 1.33 conceded per game. That offensive reliability contrasts with Forest, who are currently leaking about 1.86 goals per match while only managing about 1.40 in their favor. That suggests Brentford has the edge here. With that said, we canāt ignore the fact that Forest can, occasionally, survive against much tougher competition ā their recent 0-0 vs Arsenal being a highlight. However, their otherwise flimsy stats and the simple fact that theyāre firmly in the relegation scrap mean we can safely say they struggle to do so with any consistency. As such, itās reasonably safe to say Brentford should walk away from this one with the scoreline in their favor.
Score prediction: 2-1 for Brentford
Option #1
Bet: Brentford Victory
Odds Range: 1.75-2.10
Option #2
Bet: Both Teams to Score (Yes)
Odds Range: 1.60-1.82
ā½ Crystal Palace vs Chelsea
šļø English Premier League
Sunday 25 January; 15:00 (Europe/Paris)
Why weāre watching: Thereās enough here to make Chelsea a pretty convincing pick.
CXSports says: Palace and Chelsea are more or less equals when it comes to defense ā theyāre both leaking an average of about 1.1 goals per game (with Chelsea doing marginally better). However, thatās about where the similarities stop. For starters, Chelseaās attack is much more consistent, delivering somewhere in the range of around 1.6 goals per game. Palace, by contrast, is scoring less than they concede and is barely managing to keep its goals-per-game average above 1. Whatās worse, Palace also finds itself somewhat kneecapped at the moment, between internal disruptions and a thin squad (only 12-13 available), theyāre not exactly in a happy place. That should open the door for Chelsea to take this one, even if they are the ones playing on the road.
Score prediction: 0-1 for Chelsea
Option #1
Bet: Chelsea Victory
Odds Range: 1.65-2.10
Option #2
Bet: Over/Under (Under 2.5)
Odds Range: 1.80-2.15
ā½ Newcastle vs Aston Villa
šļø English Premier League
Sunday 25 January; 15:00 (Europe/Paris)
Why weāre watching: This oneās maybe a bit too close for a pure moneyline play, but the BTTS looks solid.
CXSports says: According to the odds, Newcastle is the favorite here. But look at the underlying numbers here ā Villa score about 1.5 goals per match and concede around 1.14, while Newcastle score 1.45 and concede 1.23. Thatās only a marginal difference, yes, but Villaās slightly superior offensive efficiency and defensive record do give them a slight edge. If we combine that with Newcastleās recent blank against the Wolves, it might be safe to say that any edge they might have had is theoretically neutralized (for now). As such, expect this to end up in a competitive scrap that might, based on a slight edge alone, just so happen to conclude in the visitorsā favor. Otherwise, this could also end in a draw.
Score prediction: 1-1 Draw or 1-2 for Aston Villa
Option #1
Bet: Double Chance (Draw / Aston Villa)
Odds Range: 1.56-1.92
Option #2
Bet: Both Teams to Score (Yes)
Odds Range: 1.47-1.60
ā½ Arsenal vs Man United
šļø English Premier League
Saturday 25 January; 17:30 (Europe/Paris)
Why weāre watching: Arsenalās recent draws have people underestimating them. Thatās left us with some nice odds here.
CXSports says: There are two ways to read this match. The first is to look at Arsenalās recent slip-ups resulting in two back-to-back draws, including one against Nottingham Forest! Or, we can read that as a temporary bump in the road and look at season performance more generally. If we chose the latter approach, then Arsenal are clearly superior, mainly due to their stonewall defense, which, even through their teamās recent rough patch, still managed to keep things locked down. And if we want to go with the first approach and give some weight to Arsenalās recent performance, then we canāt ignore the 3 draws United have had in their last 5 matches, which still leaves Arsenal in front.
Score prediction: 2-1 for Arsenal
Option #1
Bet: Arsenal Victory
Odds Range: 1.44-1.64
Option #2
Bet: Over/Under (Over 2.5)
Odds Range: 1.56-1.77
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THE FINAL SCORE
Your weekly dose of inspiration, brought to you by Masters of Trivia.
Gary Neville was one of Englandās most prolific players, earning more caps than most.
You donāt achieve that by pure luck alone. Here, Neville gives an idea of what it takes:

Moral of the story?
If you just keep plugging away, refusing to give up, then often, youāll manage to achieve whatever it is you set out to achieve.
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PS: The answer to this weekās question was [B] ā Gary Neville reached 85 caps for England in his career, an achievement only a small handful of players can claim to have reached. Discover more trivia like this with the Gary Neville Trivia Quiz.